To keep things fair I went with a real randomizer. And...... Speedmaster over at Amateur Economist is the winner! Congrats on being randomly selected. The pens are yours! I don't know why it made me laugh, but the mental image of Sam's cats smoking was hysterical to me. Shoot me your details and I have some ink or some pens to get out to you as well.
Thanks for everyone that commented. These are great fun and have a good long weekend. I will be back Tuesday with some fresh pen posts!